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I can never say that whole “No officer it’s hi, how are you?” joke right when I’m baked. i’m alice in wonderland CHIC right now like i could go on a runway like this. probably in like amsterdam or something because my low stoney eyes might be hard not to notice. After smoking some kush, I went into my room where my friend (who was in the basement last I checked) was just sitting there. Me: What, whendid you get here? Friend: Shit you’re stoned put on a song and see if it lasts longer. Friend: Yeah, that’s a good choice since you’re stoned. Me: Yeah, and IT’S KUSH! And then we laughed/talked about how my mom asked me “What are you on” the other day when I was xanied out. And even though she was sleeping, we thought me screaming “IT’S KUSH” could have woken her up. So we laughed about this imagined scenario: Mom: What are you on? Me: It’s kush! |
