I can never say that whole “No officer it’s hi, how are you?” joke right when I’m baked.
i’m alice in wonderland CHIC right now like i could go on a runway like this. probably in like amsterdam or something because my low stoney eyes might be hard not to notice.
After smoking some kush, I went into my room where my friend (who was in the basement last I checked) was just sitting there.
Me: What, whendid you get here?
Friend: Shit you’re stoned put on a song and see if it lasts longer.
Friend: Yeah, that’s a good choice since you’re stoned.
Me: Yeah, and IT’S KUSH!
And then we laughed/talked about how my mom asked me “What are you on” the other day when I was xanied out. And even though she was sleeping, we thought me screaming “IT’S KUSH” could have woken her up. So we laughed about this imagined scenario:
Mom: What are you on?
Me: It’s kush!